Please slap me

I am seriously falling asleep at 7:30 on a Saturday night. How gay is that?! My parents and I are watching the boys. We went to Portage today for a picnic. I woke up at 10:30 (I couldn't go to sleep last night! I finally fell asleep at two.) and the boys were there. I went swimming with Noah and helped my mom get things around for the picnic. We left around one something or other and we just now got back. SO TIRED. I think I'm going to take a nap now. So bye.

HOLY LAIDERHOSEN BATMAN!

Oh man. I am so tired. We went to Lansing today to get school clothes. I got seven shirts, and two pairs of skinnyish jeans. I got a shirt that has Edward Cullen from Twilight on it! EEP! I got a binder that if you look at it for too long then you might get a headache, or throw up, depending if you move it. Whoa, I'm dizzy just thinking about it! It's cool though, even if when I barf on it, it will be ruined. That sucks. My sister kept calling me annoying and my mom didn't help. She got her high annoying voice out and was like... No, that's not cute, mom, because you like it! *Sniff. I love my family. Oh! Speaking about family, Noah and Evan are coming to spend the night tomorrow, AT NINE IN THE MORNING. Twitch. And they aren't going home until like noon on Sunday. Joy. The last weekend of my summer, with the boys. Hey I love them and all, but... DANG IT! What suckish luck.

You don't know CHUB?!?

Chub is my belly. He sticks out, and he is kinda fun to poke.

I totally have a six pack... under Chub.

CHUB IS A FOOD BABY!!!!

I've decided when I have a kid I'll name him/her Chub. Chub The Chub.

Man too much Mountain Dew?

Oh my gosh. BELLY ACHE! Maybe that mountain dew wasn't such a good idea. I love mountain dew but.... love hurts.

Hello, my name is Brittanie, and this is CHUB

Yes so Alyson told me to have a topic on a post be how I talk to myself. Just another reason that I am a loser. Ok so I talk to myself. But maybe you already knew that because no one reads my blog. TOTALLY A LOSER. I actually had an argument with myself once. It was violent. Aly still makes fun of me for it. I talk to myself more when there is other people around. Like I'll remind myself for stuff. Or make fun of other people. And when I read I read random things out-loud. I have multiple personalities. One scary, one bubbly, and one boring. One that pays attention,and one that slacks off. One that's pretty funny, and one that's only makes herself's laugh. And they're all losers!

..... Crap!

Ok, so we are having our first marching band performance. I swear we are the best part of the football team. THEY SUCK!! But we did win the Homecoming game last year for the first time in ten. Then we won like one other game. Joy.

Anyway I'm not really nervous at all because we are just playing in a box. Yes in a box, like on the side of the road, accompanied by a smelly homeless dude. A BOX POSITION YOU DUMMY! *Sniff... I'm ok.

OH AND ALYSON IF YOU ARE READING THIS... NO KENT CRACKS!!! Stupid Heather. Long story and I don't have that much time.

By the way, these are the kind of things I hate. I SEE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME NOW! Stupid people. They are everywhere!

Anyhoo, it will be fun hanging out with all of my friends. Oo! I should ask mom for some pickle money. THEY HAVE MONDO PICKLES! They are HUGE! Did you know if I got pop today, I would have had pop everyday since like Saturday. That's weird for me. That's weird for my mom. Whoa, off topic....

We lost the Moon

so.... Well me and my mom went looking for the moon at about midnight. You know to see if we could see Mars. Well we looked around the front yard in complete darkness, then we got in the car and drove around for five minutes. JUST LOOKING FOR THE DANG MOON! We couldn't find it anywhere! We both felt like people were going to think we were CRAZY. Or out looking for our dog. So then we started calling the moon.
Moon, where are you moon?
We could just see us getting pulled over because we were just driving around suspiciously.
No officer we were just looking for Mars. Have you seen it?

We are thinking that email was a hoax. Great. I feel so smart now.

:) Mars mooned you

..... This is kinda fun!!! Blogging I mean. HEY GUESS WHAT!! Mars is suppost to be SUPER close tonight. So close it will look like a second moon. They said it won't be this close until 2200 somethin'. Weird.

Hmmm....

I have officially decided to try to entertain all of you poor souls out there who are reading this. I'm physic, did you know? I know what your thinking. Oh my gosh, this girl is a loser. Thanks people, sorry to rain on your parade, I kinda already knew. Hence the name The Life and Times of That Loser Girl. I'm not that Clueless. But why you would read something as boring as my blog, I have no idea. So ok I'm not physic, really. But I will entertain you SOMEHOW! For a while now I have wanted to be a writer. So I'll try to let my "voice" shine through the sarcastic boringness. For those of you reading this... oh well all of you who are reading this are reading this... Never mind. Anyway good luck keeping up with my mind, it's like I just drank 2 liters of mountain dew, caffeinated coffee, and took an ice-cold bath, and now my parents are making me go to bed at 9. My mind wont relax. I've tried to calm it down before and then someone waltzes by and my mind is like hello, who's that, hmmm, I wonder if he smells good? Or bad? Oo look! Shiny... I have NO control. It's almost like letting Heather drink a gallon of Mountain Dew, shakin' her up, and letting her loose on innocent bystanders. CRAZY!!

Movies I have recently seen....

The Dark Night - 4.75 stars!!! Super cool and a little scary if you don't like to jump!

House Bunny - 4.5 stars!!!! FLAT OUT FUNNY!! Not a show to see with a boy though.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 - 4 stars!!! It was pretty good, but really long. We were the only ones in the theater so that was cool.

Journey to the Center of the Earth - 5 stars!!! ;). 'nough said.

Hancock - 5 stars!!! Brilliantly cast and just the perfect amount of action and comedy.

Get Smart - 4.5 stars!!! Again greatly funny.

Twilight

Twilight comes out November, 11! I am soooo excited to see it! Robert Pattinson is exactly the right person to play Edward. ME AND ALINA ARE GOING TO SEE IT IN IMAX! Supposedly so is Chloe but she hasn't read the books. Yet. So.... I am done with the series; it took about a day per book to read. I am currently reading them over again, slower, to pick up all of the details that I missed before. I have a hundred or so pages before I finish New Moon, (book two). The pages per book ranges from 490 somethin' to 720 somethin'. Anyway...


So I'm not excited about Twilight at all.

AHHHHHH!!!!!

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! STUPID SCHOOL IS STARTING!!!! See I normally am excited to go back... not this year. Stupid band week and back to school thing. I HATE SEEING PEOPLE IN THE SUMMER! That's like the only reason I like going back to that death-trap. Grrr. I have seen people up the wazoo this summer. I can't go and catch-up with my friends or even people that annoy the PANTS off of me. Stupid people. Grrr. I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK. Summer has flown by like that envelope I stuck out the convertible. WHOOSH. GONE. That sucks. Summer goes by faster than I can spend a thousand dollars. Trust me that's fast. WAY TOO FAST. I hate it. Stupid school. Grrr.

FIRST POST!

Hey how cool is this!??!! I have a blog. Sorry for those of you reading this expecting an awesome story about the dramas in my life. Well too bad for you I have no drama. Ever. :)